About Us

For the last 65 million years, give or take, dinosaurs have roamed the earth aimlessly seeking purpose, meaning, tasty snacks and a sense of style. 

While we might not be able to help with your purpose or meaning (try yoga, dudes), we can take care of both your hunger pangs and fashion pains. Step away from dry, dusty grasses that leave you thirstier than that time during the great drought of the Mesozoic era. Put down that helpless kitten, Stegasaurus. You're not fooling anyone with your pseudo-carnivourous ways and stay true to your vegetarian self.  

And since when did dinosaurs have to be so scaly and mono-chrome? A little polish to your skin and attire will make you a new you. 

We're here to bring your snacks and style to change your world. 

You're not just a dinosaur. You're dynamic. You're a dynosaur. Shop at dynostore.