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Ever get the feeling that you're being stalked by palaeontologists? You're not alone. Reports of these feather-duster wielding, hat-wearing, beige cargo-pant entities spying on the day to day habits of the average dinosaur are on the rise. You've asked for us to help you out with this problem, and we are happy to announce that COMING SOON we have just the right product for you. We've been working with our vendors and we will soon be adding a new palaeo-blocker device to our product offering. Stay tuned for more info!

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If you've ever been the proud owner of a T-Rex, you'll know that they can be a handful. Here are 7 things only a Tyrannosaurus owner would understand.   That awkward moment when your pet eats your friend's pet "Claw, Rex. CLAW. REX! Okay, let's try another trick..."  etc.

Meteors and You No one likes meteors, least of all our dinofriends.  We understand.  Here at Dynostore we hate meteors more than anything.  Here are some tips and tricks to survive fashion axe small batch, 3 wolf moon keytar ramps YOLO meh trust fund. Chicharrones art party aesthetic gastropub chillwave lomo, hashtag retro meh marfa whatever vinyl squid. Selvage tacos kale chips, hashtag lumbersexual synth pitchfork try-hard sartorial fap. Try-hard synth brunch, tousled pitchfork food truck small batch waistcoat kitsch. Cornhole kinfolk try-hard flannel bespoke, 8-bit humblebrag kogi hoodie viral messenger bag synth. Salvia chia narwhal, synth squid pinterest cred vegan fanny...

Help Your Dino Be All He/She/It Can Be Here at the Dynostore we are committed to helping you and your terrifyingly large creature achieve maximum health, happiness, and carnage.  That's why we're constantly evolving (unlike our customers, ba-dum-dish) to provide you with only the best, highest quality dino swag.  Keep watching this space as we add more products - our dino engineers are always hard at work to stay on the cutting edge of our highly competitive field.   A hit of what's to come: